I just came across a great book, if you travel much (I do :) ), this is a must-read... Ruinair, by Paul Kilduff
Quote from the book... Its a letter from a young girl to the pilot... great fun :)
Dear Captain, My name is Nicola. I am 8 years old. This is my first flight but I'm not scared.
I like to watch the clouds go by. My mum says the crew is nice. I think your plane is good.
Thanks for a nice flight. Don't fuck up the landing, luv Nicola